If You Have a Problem, If No One Else Can Help, and If You Can Find Them, Maybe You Can Swear at People on the Internet

by Nerve Centre

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    2. Generic Alternative (click here to hear it)
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1.
02:43
Verse 1: I found out just yesterday That I caused the death of Kurt Cobain He didn’t know me, I was just ten But hey, some dude on the internet said He said “You’re a gutless faggot and a fake” He said “I don’t use my real name but that’s OK” He said “You didn’t get a gig for my band” I said “I would’ve and I could’ve but your friend is mad” Chorus: I hate crazy people on the internet Go away, leave me alone, a call from the police is all you’ll get I hate crazy people on the internet Like name-calling private profiled one who cannot spell Verse 2: Maybe if you stalk me I’ll take you seriously And I’ll stop thinking you are crazy Maybe if you swear enough at me I’ll stop calling the police You didn’t like how we play I didn’t like how you write Instead of six page of abuse How about you get a life Middle 8: Some random internet guy Tried to make out that I lied Him and his friends in another band Are coming to beat me up With their banner stand
2.
Verse 1: Now you’ve heard our laptop intro It’s time to let this song go (It’s time to let this song go) We’ll keep the verse drums, synth and bass The chorus properly in your face With some token screaming bits Bridge: This is my alternative band For sticking it to the man It’ll be on radio, Maybe Zane Lowe/ Kerrang! Radio Chorus: Here’s the guitar-based chorus With faux-American vocals But I’m from Birmingham Here’s the line that ends with give Cos we play alternative We play alternative Verse 2: I can’t get out of this state I’m in With backing vocals from my girlfriend (I’m his girlfriend) I say my parents don’t understand They paid for everything for this band Why is life is life so unfair Middle 8: We’ll whine about our feelings To give this song more meaning And sound like everyone else To guarantee label interest Screaming bit: The real me is in this tattoo I got I picked it from the book in the shop I got my clothes at an alternative store And was late, I told Mum I’d be home by four
3.
Verse 1: Eminem ruined my life Made me get a great big knife Gave me crazy thoughts late at night How was I to know it wasn’t right? It was all there on the CD player Failed to mention who might care Chopped up stuff till rib-cages were bare And why? ‘Cause Eminem made me do it Chorus: I killed my mother, my father My sister, my brother My girlfriend, my dog Even god above Kill all the world They deserve to die And why? ‘Cause Eminem made me do it (Yes he did, he made me do it) Verse 2: Slim Shady’s been haunting me lately Funny, I always thought he’d hate me Told me words I’d never heard Said these words were designed to hurt (Like what?) Like fuck and cunt and bitch and whore Like shit and piss and fuckloads more Words that aren’t on any school course And why? ‘Cause Eminem made me do it Verse 3: Marshall Mathers is at it again Bleaching heads was all fine but then Made me castrate my housemate with pliers Made me set the neighbour’s cat on fire Slit my friend’s throat I’d gone off them anyway Shot the teacher and kids before graduation day How? I hear you cry, can anyone do this? And how? ‘Cause Eminem made me do it.

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This EP was first released 4 December 2011.

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released December 4, 2011

Lead vocals and rhythm guitar by Ronan Fitzgerald
Lead guitar and backing vocals by James Foster
Bass and ukulele by Arjun Patel
Drums and percussion by Jon Kelway
Additional vocals on track 2 by Nadine Ataya
Recorded by Dave McCabe at Muthers Studio, Birmingham UK.

All tracks written by Ronan Fitzgerald.

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