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lyrics

Verse 1:
Eminem ruined my life
Made me get a great big knife
Gave me crazy thoughts late at night
How was I to know it wasn’t right?
It was all there on the CD player
Failed to mention who might care
Chopped up stuff till rib-cages were bare
And why? ‘Cause Eminem made me do it

Chorus:
I killed my mother, my father
My sister, my brother
My girlfriend, my dog
Even god above
Kill all the world
They deserve to die
And why? ‘Cause Eminem made me do it
(Yes he did, he made me do it)

Verse 2:
Slim Shady’s been haunting me lately
Funny, I always thought he’d hate me
Told me words I’d never heard
Said these words were designed to hurt (Like what?)
Like fuck and cunt and bitch and whore
Like shit and piss and fuckloads more
Words that aren’t on any school course
And why? ‘Cause Eminem made me do it

Verse 3:
Marshall Mathers is at it again
Bleaching heads was all fine but then
Made me castrate my housemate with pliers
Made me set the neighbour’s cat on fire
Slit my friend’s throat I’d gone off them anyway
Shot the teacher and kids before graduation day
How? I hear you cry, can anyone do this?
And how? ‘Cause Eminem made me do it.

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from If You Have a Problem, If No One Else Can Help, and If You Can Find Them, Maybe You Can Swear at People on the Internet, released December 4, 2011
Lead vocals and rhythm guitar by Ronan Fitzgerald
Lead guitar and backing vocals by James Foster
Bass by Arjun Patel
Drums and percussion by Jon Kelway
Recorded by Dave McCabe at Muthers Studio, Birmingham UK.

Written by Ronan Fitzgerald.

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