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The Christmas Jager Game

by Nerve Centre

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This is a song. It's like a Holiday Special version of a song called The Jager Game, which is its own story and hasn't been released yet. Jon The Drummer tasted spicey Jagermeister released ahead of Christmas 2014 and the lyrics from the original song were made all festive.


Verse 1:
If you hear sleigh bells, you drink
If you're cold, you drink
If the Bullring is even more hell on earth than usual, you drink
If you get a half metre sausage from the German market and go on about how big it is, because what fucking size did you think a half metre sausage would be?, you drink

These are the rules of the Christmas Jager Game
(The Christmas Jager Game)
These are the rules of the Christmas Jager Game
(The Christmas Jager Game)
These are the rules, but they never stay the same
These are the rules of the Christmas Jager Game

Verse 2:
If your shopping’s finished in ten minutes on Amazon, you drink
If Nerve Centre’s plugging their Christmas song from years ago, you drink
If there’s a new version of Band Aid that’s never gonna be as good as the original, you drink
If you’re trying to remember stuff about colleagues’ kids from the last time you spoke to them at last years’ Christmas party to feign interest, you drink


released December 12, 2015
Lead vocals and rhythm guitar by Ronan Fitzgerald
Lead guitar and backing vocals by James Foster
Bass and backing vocals by John McCaul
Drums and percussion by Jon Kelway

Recorded by Nerve Centre at Hockley Street Studios, Birmingham, UK and Ronan's house.

Written by Ronan Fitzgerald


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