Ronan The Singer might have been in Costa Rica or somewhere, so James The Guitarist and Jon The Drummer were waiting on John The Bassist to show up for practice. They were always waiting on him, and then there was a song.
Interestingly, Ronan The Singer mixed and mastered this track while he was waiting on John The Bassist to come and record something.
lyrics
Verse 1:
Where is John?
Where is John?
The bassist who never comes
To practice on time
Chorus:
Is he at the cash machine
Or on the lavatory?
Where is John?
Verse 2:
We went to the pub
We went to the pub
When John didn't come
To practice at all
credits
from "Genre" Is French For "Narrow-minded",
released December 13, 2015
Lead vocals and bass by James Foster
Guitar by Ronan Fitzgerald
Drums and percussion by Jon Kelway
Recorded by Nerve Centre at Hockley Street Studios, Birmingham, UK and Ronan's house.