Verse 1:
You told me you know me
You’ve seen my type before
You told me you owe me
For that drink I got before

Pre-chorus
But I don’t recognise you
For anything you say
I must apologise to you
‘Cause I don’t know your name

Verse 2:
You told me you scored me
You’ve held my hand before
You told me you were with me
When we left the disco

Chorus:
So you know, I’m a self-confessed bastard
Sorry sweetheart, there was nothing here that could’ve last
Didn’t get your number ‘cause I was never gonna call
It’d be great if you could take the hint and just leave me alone.

Verse 3:
You told me you went home with me
We got there about four
You tried to get me into bed
But I passed out on the floor

Rap:
The year is '04 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the motherfucking law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jay
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
"'Cause I'm young and I'm Irish and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?"
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four
License and registration and step out of the car
Are you carrying a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are"
"I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit"
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
"Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that"
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
"Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit"
"Well see how smart you are when the canines come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me