A copy of Nerve Centre's EP, Unwrap The Package, on CD.
1. Home For Christmas
2. Happy Christmas (Kids Are Bastards)
3. Happy New Year (I Scored Your Ma)
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lyrics
Verse 1:
Should old acquaintance be forgot
Your ma will still be there
Should I get pissed on New Year’s Eve
I’ll fall off of my chair
She’ll help me up and sit me down
And empathise with me
‘Cause she’ll be pissed as an arse as well
And keep me company
Verse 2:
Started talking shite at eleven that night
As these things often go
She said your da was riding the barmaid
In the car park in the snow
Says I to her ‘Not to worry,
I’m sure we’ll have a grand time’
But I didn’t know how far I’d go
With your ma that night
Verse 3:
At twelve o’ clock she was starting to rock
When she slipped me the tongue
I never thought that with your ma
I could have such fun
An hour on we were carrying on
Back at your house
If your da had walked in
He would surely have kicked me out
Verse 4:
I shot my load and I hit the road
At two o’ clock that night
I met your da down at the gate
He had clearly got his ride
Says he to me quite angrily
‘What the fuck is this?’
Says I to him with a big fat grin
‘I’ve just scored your missus’
Verse 5:
I was staggering round Castlebar town
At four o’ clock in the morn
When I met yourself in very good health
And a glow all bright and warm
Says you to me ‘I didn’t see
Where you went earlier on?’
Says I to you ‘I thought you knew
I went and scored your ma’
Epilogue:
Says you to me 'Oh I see
I should tell you to go to hell
And I would if I could if it wan't for the fact
That I scored your ma as well'.
credits
from Unwrap the Package,
released December 4, 2010
Lead vocals and rhythm guitar by Ronan Fitzgerald
Lead guitar and backing vocals by James Foster
Bass by Pete Langford
Drums and percussion by Jon Kelway
Recorded by Dave McCabe at Muthers Studio, Birmingham UK.