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lyrics

Verse 1:
Now you’ve heard our laptop intro
It’s time to let this song go
(It’s time to let this song go)
We’ll keep the verse drums, synth and bass
The chorus properly in your face
With some token screaming bits

Bridge:
This is my alternative band
For sticking it to the man
It’ll be on radio,
Maybe Zane Lowe/ Kerrang! Radio

Chorus:
Here’s the guitar-based chorus
With faux-American vocals
But I’m from Birmingham
Here’s the line that ends with give
Cos we play alternative
We play alternative

Verse 2:
I can’t get out of this state I’m in
With backing vocals from my girlfriend
(I’m his girlfriend)
I say my parents don’t understand
They paid for everything for this band
Why is life is life so unfair

Middle 8:
We’ll whine about our feelings
To give this song more meaning
And sound like everyone else
To guarantee label interest

Screaming bit:
The real me is in this tattoo I got
I picked it from the book in the shop
I got my clothes at an alternative store
And was late, I told Mum I’d be home by four

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from If You Have a Problem, If No One Else Can Help, and If You Can Find Them, Maybe You Can Swear at People on the Internet, released December 4, 2011
Lead vocals and rhythm guitar by Ronan Fitzgerald
Lead guitar by James Foster
Bass and backing vocals by Arjun Patel
Drums and percussion by Jon Kelway
Additional vocals by Nadine Ataya
Recorded by Dave McCabe at Muthers Studio, Birmingham UK.

Written by Ronan Fitzgerald.

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