If You Have a Problem, If No One Else Can Help, and If You Can Find Them, Maybe You Can Swear at People on the Internet

by Nerve Centre

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    2. Generic Alternative (click here to hear it)
    3. Eminem Made Me Do It

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    Side B: Generic Alternative (click here to hear it)
    Floppy disk: Eminem Made Me Do It (click here to watch a video of a live performance of it)

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about

This EP was first released 4 December 2011.

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released December 4, 2011

Lead vocals and rhythm guitar by Ronan Fitzgerald
Lead guitar and backing vocals by James Foster
Bass and ukulele by Arjun Patel
Drums and percussion by Jon Kelway
Additional vocals on track 2 by Nadine Ataya
Recorded by Dave McCabe at Muthers Studio, Birmingham UK.

All tracks written by Ronan Fitzgerald.

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Nerve Centre Birmingham, UK

Nerve Centre is a grunge pop band from Birmingham, UK.

Keep your likes and follows, listen to the music and if you want to say "Hi", email ronan@nervecentremusic.co.uk.

You can watch music videos and live stuff on our YouTube channel: goo.gl/fg5Yd4
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Track Name: Crazy People
Verse 1:
I found out just yesterday
That I caused the death of Kurt Cobain
He didn’t know me, I was just ten
But hey, some dude on the internet said
He said “You’re a gutless faggot and a fake”
He said “I don’t use my real name but that’s OK”
He said “You didn’t get a gig for my band”
I said “I would’ve and I could’ve but your friend is mad”

Chorus:
I hate crazy people on the internet
Go away, leave me alone, a call from the police is all you’ll get
I hate crazy people on the internet
Like name-calling private profiled one who cannot spell

Verse 2:
Maybe if you stalk me I’ll take you seriously
And I’ll stop thinking you are crazy
Maybe if you swear enough at me
I’ll stop calling the police
You didn’t like how we play
I didn’t like how you write
Instead of six page of abuse
How about you get a life

Middle 8:
Some random internet guy
Tried to make out that I lied
Him and his friends in another band
Are coming to beat me up
With their banner stand
Track Name: Generic Alternative (feat. Nadine Ataya)
Verse 1:
Now you’ve heard our laptop intro
It’s time to let this song go
(It’s time to let this song go)
We’ll keep the verse drums, synth and bass
The chorus properly in your face
With some token screaming bits

Bridge:
This is my alternative band
For sticking it to the man
It’ll be on radio,
Maybe Zane Lowe/ Kerrang! Radio

Chorus:
Here’s the guitar-based chorus
With faux-American vocals
But I’m from Birmingham
Here’s the line that ends with give
Cos we play alternative
We play alternative

Verse 2:
I can’t get out of this state I’m in
With backing vocals from my girlfriend
(I’m his girlfriend)
I say my parents don’t understand
They paid for everything for this band
Why is life is life so unfair

Middle 8:
We’ll whine about our feelings
To give this song more meaning
And sound like everyone else
To guarantee label interest

Screaming bit:
The real me is in this tattoo I got
I picked it from the book in the shop
I got my clothes at an alternative store
And was late, I told Mum I’d be home by four
Track Name: Eminem Made Me Do It
Verse 1:
Eminem ruined my life
Made me get a great big knife
Gave me crazy thoughts late at night
How was I to know it wasn’t right?
It was all there on the CD player
Failed to mention who might care
Chopped up stuff till rib-cages were bare
And why? ‘Cause Eminem made me do it

Chorus:
I killed my mother, my father
My sister, my brother
My girlfriend, my dog
Even god above
Kill all the world
They deserve to die
And why? ‘Cause Eminem made me do it
(Yes he did, he made me do it)

Verse 2:
Slim Shady’s been haunting me lately
Funny, I always thought he’d hate me
Told me words I’d never heard
Said these words were designed to hurt (Like what?)
Like fuck and cunt and bitch and whore
Like shit and piss and fuckloads more
Words that aren’t on any school course
And why? ‘Cause Eminem made me do it

Verse 3:
Marshall Mathers is at it again
Bleaching heads was all fine but then
Made me castrate my housemate with pliers
Made me set the neighbour’s cat on fire
Slit my friend’s throat I’d gone off them anyway
Shot the teacher and kids before graduation day
How? I hear you cry, can anyone do this?
And how? ‘Cause Eminem made me do it.